Don't download this game, it's terrible. And way too difficult for you.
Why do you think it is called The Longest Game Ever? Because it is long, super hard and with tons of content.
No human has ever finished it, and it's not a random guy like you who will change that!
I am 7805j, the most sophisticated Artificial Intelligence in the world. If you still decide to play my game, I will do everything in my power to make you give up!
Features:
* Megalomaniac AI who thinks he's better than you
* Nasty NPCs who will make you feel miserable
* Half-baked mini-games with poor graphics
* Thousands of levels of content in the main storyline
* Ascend to the top of the global leaderboard as you progress through the game
* Compete with your friends on the Facebook leaderboard
* Unlock dozens of achievements and discover secret achievements and easter eggs
* Collaborate with a vibrant community of players on Discord or Reddit to solve the most complex riddles
TLGE2 is anything but a casual game. It is an exercise in tedium, interspersed with occasional trivia, puzzles, guessing games, bomberman, and tappy madness. You will be constantly mocked and belittled by 7805j, yet the addictiveness of the rankings will keep you masochistically carrying on.
Calling it "The Worst Game Ever" would have been just as accurate.
Note: this game requires an internet connection to plan, and to sign in through your Google account. This enables key functionalities such as the live leaderboard, storage of your progress and fraud detection.
We try to minimize the amount of personal information we collect through this process, but Google automatically shares with us your email address and the name you defined in your Google account. We keep this data private and secure, only your pseudonym is visible to other players. You may find more information in our privacy policy.
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不要下载这个游戏,这太糟糕了。对你来说太困难了。
为什么你认为它被称为有史以来最长的游戏?因为它很长,超级硬,内容丰富。
没有人能完成它,并不是像你这样的随机人会改变它!
我是7805j,是世界上最复杂的人工智能。如果你仍然决定玩我的游戏,我会竭尽所能让你放弃!
特征:
*自大AI认为他比你好
*讨厌的NPC会让你感到痛苦
*半成品迷你游戏,图形不佳
*主要故事情节中有数千个级别的内容
*随着游戏的进展,登上全球排行榜的榜首
*在Facebook排行榜上与您的朋友竞争
*解锁数十项成就,发现秘密成就和复活节彩蛋
*与Discord或Reddit上充满活力的玩家社区合作,解决最复杂的谜语
TLGE2绝不仅仅是一款休闲游戏。这是一种乏味的运动,偶尔散布着琐事,谜题,猜谜游戏,炸弹人和疯狂的疯狂。你会被7805j不断地嘲笑和贬低,但排名的上瘾会让你继续痴迷。
称之为“史上最糟糕的游戏”本来就是准确的。
注意:此游戏需要互联网连接才能进行规划,并通过您的Google帐户登录。这样可以实现关键功能,例如实时排行榜,进度存储和欺诈检测。
我们会尽量减少通过此流程收集的个人信息量,但Google会自动与您分享您的电子邮件地址以及您在Google帐户中定义的名称。我们保持这些数据的私密性和安全性,只有您的假名对其他玩家可见。您可以在我们的隐私政策中找到更多信息。
瑞士洛桑制造。